Sometime last year I must have been put on some Chinese spam mailing list or something. Turns out, best thing to ever happen to my Gmail. Take a look at the picture and see how long it takes you to find the one email that I actually signed up for. I dare you NOT to find it in under a second.

BTW, if I took statistics on the frequency of the words, I bet I could figure out the Chinese words for “penis” and “larger”.