GIVE ME UR MONEY PLZ, OK THX!

Sometimes I think half the people on earth are retarded. I just got an invite to an app that says if i dont add it, it will shut down my facebook account in 1 week. The app was called ACTIVATE ACCOUNT or something. The invite was in all caps so I knew that it was important! On the apps page, it clearly has a warning from facebook that its not by facebook. Sadly, I noticed that while I was on that page that some of friends actually have added this app. LOLZ oh well, maybe I should get a job as a nigerian professor who just inherited a ton of money from a dead relative and I just need the credit card numbers, social security number, and a small investment from Americans to get my inherited big bucks. It seems to actually work.

Idk what the app does, I mean its either a joke or someone really is trying to get the credit card numbers from the people who are already retarded enough to pay real money for 100x100 pixel jpeg “gifts”.

Sorry to any of my friends who somehow see this and added the app yourself! Don’t mean to call you retarded! We still friends! You probably just didn’t care enough to actually check what you were accepting or maybe you really thought Facebook would be closing your account for no valid reason. I mean they are evil after all, have you seen the new Facebook?! They took all the annoying stuff and hit it away! Why the fuck would I actually want to see your wall or info? I really was just dieing to know what level zombie mobster you were.

Naw we I’m sorry to anyone who did get tricked by it or added it just because, I don’t actually think you are retarded. But seriously would you like a bigger penis? Because I have a great offer for you!